September Overheard

Girl in Lipman Cafe
Is it just me that thinks your own farts smell nice?

Two male students in Claude Gibb
Guy 1: Apparently 50% of women poo
Guy 2: Do you mean during childbirth?
Guy 1: No, just in general

Whilst walking through Northumberland Building
When I went travelling I visited Viagra Falls

Overheard at City Campus East
If men have moobs, do women have woobs?

Couple talking at a houseparty
Girlfriend: ‘I’m bleaching my hair tomorrow’
Boyfriend: ‘Oh yeah, what colour are you going?’

Overheard in Habita
“I love seafood, especially duck”

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